First Post, October 3rd

Well it's 3:53. Seems like the perfect time to hit off yet another blog on the interwebz. It's crazy how time seems to jump from 12:30am to 3:00am in just thirty minutes of monotonous web-browsing. Facebook should be locked down at 12am, especially going into Monday morning. Who in their right mind is even awake at this hour? What am I doing? Just rambling, I guess. Assuming that someone will find what I'm saying interesting.

Oh, what a joy that would be! A self-published author! They will ask for my signature when they see me walking on the streets, yet I will kindly refuse out of self-consciousness of my signature; it's never the same. I envy those of you whose signature is always the same, beautiful and crisp "Wilfred Humdindinger", even when you write on those digital sign-pads.

 

Source: Wilfred Humdindinger, CEO Humdindinger Pressure Plumbing

Apparently I'm overdue for a "Sit-Down N' Practice" of my cursive.

Oh and the yawning doth pursue and has convinced me to bed as it should. First, I must harvest a meal from the fridge. If your memory is a bit rusty, here's a diagram of a refrigerator.

Goodnight for now.